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10-01-2012, 08:39 AM
A man was telling his wife at breakfast of a curious dream he had had the previous night.
“I dreamt I was dead,” he said, “and was on my way to Heaven. At the foot of Jacob’s ladder I was handed a piece of chalk with instructions to put a cross on each step for each sin I had committed, and when I was a short way up I met you coming down.”

“Refused admittance?”

“No, dear, going to get more chalk.”
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