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  2. Business one-liners 01 & 02: A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him. A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead. A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home. A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place. A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library. A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."
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  4. Married Buddies

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep."
  5. Wyoming Crazy Laws: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.
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  7. Wisconsin Crazy Laws: At one time, margarine was illegal. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. You must manually flush all urinals in a building. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. Citizens may not murder their enemies. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. It is illegal to kiss on a train. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday. Kenosha No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. La Crosse You cannot "worry a squirrel." It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip). It is illegal to play checkers in public. Milwaukee If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. Racine Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. St. Croix Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
  8. GTC upgrade to APU

    Some additional details in parenthesis.. Legacy C130E/H APU model is GTCP85-180L, PNo 381116-1- 3/5/6/7/8/9 (OEM Lockheed production configuration) C130 APU upgrade model no GTCP85-180LE, PNo 381116-3 (Kellstrom Defense SHORT-POD(r) GTC-APU UPGRADE) L382 model no GTCP85-185L, PNo 381252-1-2. (FAA TSO Civil certified APU) C-130J/L-100J use GTCP85-185-L(A), (FAA TSO Civil Certified, electronically controlled APU)
  9. I am curious what women did that so many states found it necessary to made it legal to beat their wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. West Virginia Crazy Laws: If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. It is illegal to snooze on a train. According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. Whistling underwater is prohibited. Alderson One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. Nicholas County No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. Huntington Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
  10. Washington Crazy Laws: It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. All lollipops are banned. You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. You are not allowed to breast feed in public. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." Auburn Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. Bremerton You may not shuck peanuts on the street. Everett It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. Lynden Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment. Seattle You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. Spokane TV's may not be bought on Sundays. Waldron Island No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7 -1995 (Passed June 7,1995) Wilbur You may not ride an ugly horse.
  11. Names of some old friends.

    I sure remember Luther from CRB. When he screwed up the movie everybody would holler "ATTA BOY LUTHER" till he got it fixed. Loved sitting on the out door bleachers like at a ball game. Also remember the M-113 APC's would pull up and park like they were at a drive in movie. Crazy days fer sure...sorta miss them. Bill
  12. Names of some old friends.

    Ken I remember Doug Fitting well he was one of my best pals at CCK and CRB, he was from Idaho, I've often wondered about him. Some other names I remember from these places are Larry Rowe from Ala., Butch Tucker from Ok., Jerry Lawler, Dave Beasley from Ks., Bobby Prater from Co., Seki I think thats how it"s spelled he was an indian from I think from Az., one tuff black dude named Callaway can't think of his first name. Well thats it for now, maybe more later depending on brain waves, which just reminded me what was the base just outside of Bangcock where we pulled alot of time?
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    • Bones241

    I just noticed that I have a picture of 366 parked up on the hill in my album. I knew I had a picture of a "B" model and one of the "E" models bur didn't pay attention to the tail number.

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  13. Vermont/Virginia Crazy Laws: Vermont Crazy Laws: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Whistling underwater is illegal. At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. Virginia Crazy Laws: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. It is illegal to spit on sidewalk. There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates." Police radar detectors are illegal. It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed) You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977) Culpeper No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. Dayton A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm. Lebanon It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. Norfolk Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. Richmond It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. Stafford County It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. Victoria It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street. Virginia Beach It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. Waynesboro It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
  14. Tim A. Sanzenbacher

    Ooops. I would like to hear from you. Senior moment!! 

  15. Tim A. Sanzenbacher

    Hi and Hello to all all my fellow Aircraft Mechanics who from 1964 thru 1968 at Lockbourne AFB, OH. If you have a minute please drop me a line, I sure would kill to hear from you. Thanks Tim.

  16. C-12 compass

    No sweat. I've seen it before. We even had a whiskey compass error that was caused by a ferrous screw in the window frame.
  17. Names of some old friends.

    Ken, do you remember the names of the 2 electricians from CCK who were TDY to Naha in the Sept. 1968 timeframe? I made the mistake of walking thru the clipper room of the airman club as they were celebrating the birth of a child doing shots of VO with Heineken chasers! I was off alcohol for a few months after that one! Still "GREAT" memories, can't place the names anymore.
  18. Found photo

    You can send a copy of it to: www.bmtflightphotos.af.mil/ They will post it for all to see. You may find someone looking for the photo or they may even want the original and offer it up themselves. I have checked the site and they do not have a copy of this flight. I am sure they would love to have at least a copy. It is an interesting site to peruse. I hope this helps, Sonny
  19. Utah Crazy Laws

    Love the first one!!!...and I will not visit Monroe. Utah Crazy Laws: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. Birds have the right of way on all highways. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is against the law to fish from horseback. When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. Kaysville You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. Logan Women may not swear. Monroe Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Provo Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. Salt Lake City No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. Trout Creek Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
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  21. C-12 compass

    That did it! Thank you!
  22. C-130A HERCULES TAIL NUMBERS OF THE VNAF

    My roommate, Sgt, Bob Malott, was the Crew Chief on 57-0472 in '68. I have a couple of pictures of her with bullet holes somewhere.
  23. Texas Crazy Laws

    Texas Crazy Laws: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. Abilene It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Beaumont Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. El Paso Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." Houston Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Galveston It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. Jasper Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. LeFors It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. Richardson It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". San Antonio It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. Temple No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
  24. Names of some old friends.

    I was sitting around tonight and reading the forum, and names of some old friends, not just acquaintances, popped into my mind, and before I forget them, I am going to post them and see if can find out if they are still around and if any of you older gentlemen remember them. Here goes: John Chase--Naha & CCK. Ron Tennyson --Shepherd (went to Clark). Don Fargnoli--Shepherd & Naha. Chris Carter--Naha & Blind Bat. Bruce Lawler--Naha. John Eggers--Naha & Dover . Rudy(Bear) Rossen--CCK & Dover. Larry Hinch--Naha & Dover. Steve Stephens--CCK. Doug Fitting--CCK. John Rosenfield--CCK. Dennis Guinane--CCK. Steve Mudge--CCK. Pete McPheters-- CCK. Luther--CRB (movie operator at Cam Rahn Bay. Remember him? Remember him getting the movie reels mixed up? Remember throwing beer cans at the screen? Anyway that's not all of the names, it's just the ones that appeared tonight. More to come, Ken
  25. AMP

    Did an MC-130H also get AMP'd? 87-0125? Bob
  26. C-130A HERCULES TAIL NUMBERS OF THE VNAF

    A C-130A flew from Con Son Island?-this is news to me-can anyone throw any light on where this information came from?BoHD can you tell us this source???
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