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Business one-liners 15 & 16

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Business one-liners 15 & 16:

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

 

As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.

 

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

 

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

 

At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.

 

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

 

Bad news drives good news out of the media.

 

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor.

 

Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst

 

Be content with what you've got, but be sure you've got plenty.

 

Business one-liners 16:

 

Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone.

 

Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.

 

Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you.

 

Believing is seeing.

 

Better latent than never.

 

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

 

Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.

 

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

 

Beware of one who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds themself no wiser than before. They are full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. - Sir John A. MacDonald, Canada's first prime minister

 

Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.

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