Interesting Quotes:
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
In China, when you're one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. - Bill Gates
It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple. - Rabindranath Tagore
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence. - Eddie Cantor
Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby
We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. - Winston Churchill
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin
You can always count on the United States to do the right thing, once it has exhausted the alternatives. - Winston Churchill
The worst thing that can happen to you can be the best thing for you, if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers
If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you have ever tried. - Ricky Gervais
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker
When you're certain you cannot be fooled, you become easy to fool. - Edward Teller
History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. - Mark Twain
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. - W. C. Fields
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill
It isn't pollution that is harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. - Dan Quayle
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times. - Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Ike Taylor
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't. - Robert Benchley
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - University of Kentucky Forward Winston Bennett
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. - Albert Einstein
If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking. - George S. Patton
I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
I had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt
