Sonny Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Bad Translations From Places Afar Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find that they are best in the long run. Japanese instructions on an air conditioner: Cooles & Heates. If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking; Here speeching American. A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic: No smoothen the lion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. A notice in a Japanese hotel: Please not to steal towels. If you are not person to do such, please not to read notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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