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Business one-liners :

It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

It is later than you think.

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too.

It is not how someone measures up. It is how they measure you.

It is not sufficient to be a success; it is also necessary for your friends to be failures.

It is not true that life is one thing after another, it's one stupid thing over and over.

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.

It is when you trip over your own shoes that you start picking up shoes.

It isn't that they can't see the solution, it's that they can't see the problem.

Business one-liners 79:

It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

It's always darkest just before the lights go out.

It's always the wrong time of the month.

It's better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

It's Good Enough For Government Work.

It's hell to work for a nervous boss, especially if you are why he's nervous!

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