Sonny Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Words of wisdom ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ------------------------------------------------------------------- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her ... at all. -------------------------------------------------------------------Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Smart boss + smart employee = profit smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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