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Words of wisdom
   
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her ... at all.

 
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Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit

smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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