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One Liners


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A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
A calendar's days are numbered.
 
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
 
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
 
He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
 
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
 
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
 
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
 
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
 
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
 
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead the dough basis.
 
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
 
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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