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15 Cerebral Witticisms

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Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
 
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
 
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
 
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
 
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
 
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
 
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give-away.)
 
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
 
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
 
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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