Sonny Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Pick-up Lines and Replies: HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out! HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this saturday? SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Dont you already have one? HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? SHE: Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. HE: Hey baby, whats your sign? SHE: Do not enter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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