Little Johnny

[Sonny]

A teacher notices that a little boy (aka Little Johnny) at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy. The teacher tells him to go down to the principal's office, to phone his mom, and ask her what he should do about it. He does this and returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. She goes over to him , only to find him sitting at his desk with his Thingy hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom" she says.

"I did" Little Johnny says. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."