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Bumper Stickers

Where is the rapture when you need it?

Faster than a speeding ticket.

Better half a slogan...

People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do.

Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency.

I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective.

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

I'm not perfect, but I'm so close that it scares me.

Churches only worship the prophet margin.

You probably don't recognize me without my cape.

Don't believe everything you think.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

WWJD (Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Cats make everything taste better.

Stable relationships are for horses.

Your body would look good in my trunk.

Just say NO to negativity.

I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

333: I'm only half evil.

I read the Constitution for the articles.

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