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Nudist One Liners


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Nudist One Liners

A naked man fears no pickpocket.

Bare butts are cool.

 

A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

 

A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.

 

A harp is a nude piano.

 

Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.

 

Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.

 

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

 

Never cook bacon when you're naked.

 

Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead. Watch for Golden Oldies
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