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Two C-130 Loadmasters, stationed in Arkansas, have some leave and decide to go out hunting. Being stationed close to the woods, they go walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first Loadmaster (originally from New york) says \'Yo, that\'s some hole, I can\'t even see the freakin\' bottom, I wonder how freakin\' deep it is?\'

The second Load\' says\' I don\'t know, let\'s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.\' The first Load\' says \' Yo there\'s this old transmission here, give me a freakin\' hand and we\'ll throw it in and see\'. So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. \'Say there\', says the farmer, \'you fellers didn\'t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?\' The first Loadmaster says \' Funny use should ask, but we\'s was just standing here a minute ago and a freakin\' goat came running out of the bushes doin\' about a hunerd miles an hour and badda bing he jumps headfirst into this hole!\' And the old farmer said \' Why that\'s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission! \'

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