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Sending a telegram to his wife—really to announce his safe arrival at his destination after a long train journey—a soldier filled in the telegram form:

“Darling, darling, darling, darling, darling.â€

“With the address, that makes 11 words,†said the post office assistant. “You’re allowed another word.â€

“But there’s nothing else I want to say,†said the soldier.

“you could always put in another “darling,’ suggested the assistant.

The soldier pondered for a spell.

“Don’t you think that would look rather silly?†he asked.

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