snowyday Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 An asylum patient who had been certified cured was saying goodbye to the director of the institution. “And what are you going to do when you go out into the world?†asked the director. “Well,†said the patient. “I have passed my bar examinations so I may practice law. I have also had quite a bit of experience in college dramatics, so I may become an actor.†He paused for a moment, deep in thought. “Then on the other hand,†he continued. “I may be a teakettle.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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