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Chicken Thief


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Jeb, accused of stealing chickens, was taken before the judge.

His lawyer made such a stirring plea that Jeb was acquitted.

Outside the courtroom his friend turned to him and asked,

“Jeb, did you or didn’t you steal those chickens?â€

“Well,†replied Jeb, “to tell the truth I thought I did, but after

hearing that there lawyer, I’m durned if I know whether I did or not.â€

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