snowyday Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Jeb, accused of stealing chickens, was taken before the judge. His lawyer made such a stirring plea that Jeb was acquitted. Outside the courtroom his friend turned to him and asked, “Jeb, did you or didn’t you steal those chickens?†“Well,†replied Jeb, “to tell the truth I thought I did, but after hearing that there lawyer, I’m durned if I know whether I did or not.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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