herky130fe Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? To keep them from rolling out of bed. If you are depressed and think you need Viagra, see a professional.If that doesn't work see a doctor. A bagpiper goes to a funeral but gets lost. When he finally arrives there are only workers there eating lunch. He plays amazing grace and all the workers stand and weep. As he leaves he hears one worker say, "I never seen nothing like this before and I have been puttin in septic tanks for twenty years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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