BobWoods Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Subject: COCKPIT DUTIES A few years ago on a long Air NZ flight; I asked if I could visit the cockpit.. When I got up there, I found four crewmen. I asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were. I turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the engineer and his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems; To keep the flight operating smoothly. I turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that as the captain he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew. So I then turned to the young first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?" He replied " Sir, I am the captain's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, I said "I beg your pardon, what do you mean by that?" "Very simple sir. The captain has told me that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask for it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Classic...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Love it, Bob, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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