Cool REAL Signs!

[Sonny]

Cool REAL Signs!

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)

"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"

Sign over a gynecologist's office

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumbers truck:

"We repair what your husband tried to fix."

On the trucks of a local plumbing comp

any in NE Pennsylvania:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

“Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"

At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.

Would that be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck

"Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:

"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

[C130Hcc]

I saw this a few weeks ago printed on the back of a new septic tank pump truck.

"On weekends we deliver milk"

[Sonny]

C130Hcc,

Bet people remember that company's name. There is some clever advertising out there.

Sonny