Sonny Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olcatmech2 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 A man was in the hospital with his jaws wired shut. He kept asking for a cup of hot coffee with sugar. Nurses assured him the only place he could have the coffee was in the anal area!! He wanted it so bad that he demanded they pour the coffee into him. Just a few seconds later he began to scream in agony!!! The nurses asked if it was too hot for him? No he screamed, "too sweet"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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