Sonny Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Things Never Said by Rednecks: -- Duct tape won't fix that. -- Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. -- We don't keep firearms in the house. -- You can't feed that to the dog. -- The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup -- it's just not safe. -- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? -- We're vegetarians. -- Do you think my gut is too big? -- Honey, we don't need another dog. -- Who's Richard Petty? -- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds .-- Too many deer heads detract from the decor .-- I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today .-- Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried? -- The tires on that truck are too big. -- I've got it all on the C drive. -- There's too much sugar in this tea. -- Checkmate. -- I believe you cooked those greens too long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre623 Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Ha Ha great ones Sonny...that's us. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 I resemble those remarks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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