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  1. Alligator shoes....

    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

    The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

    He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

    Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration.......

    â€Son-of-a-bitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!

  2. With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience

    with my friends about drinking and driving.As you may know some of us have

    been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the

    way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I

    was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by

    some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know

    that

    I may be slightly over the limit.That's when I did something that I've

    never done before - I took a cab home.Sure enough on the way home there

    was

    a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived

    home safely without incident.This was a real surprise as I had never

    driven

    a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I

    don't know what to do with it.

  3. None that I know of, Rifle. I've never been on an AC-130U, but did work on H models. Given Special Ops has more money for mods, it is hard to say what the U model has in the cockpit. I'd like to see one.

    maybe you could get that opportunity if you join us at the reunion...... maybe

  4. That is cool! there's no shortage of people I would like to meet here. Maybe sometime in the not so distant future a laid back kind of gathering could be organized?

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