Sonny's Funnies
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Rejected Hallmark Cards So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. ~~~ My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry! ~~~ You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. ~~~ You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff! ~~~ Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. ~~~
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