Dan Wilson Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Rejected Hallmark Cards So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really good lay. ~~~ My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry! ~~~ You had your bladder removed and you're on the mends... here's a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends. ~~~ You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff! ~~~ Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I had mine I got real snippy. ~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaprad Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Dan, is it your mission in life to bring joy and happiness to all our hearts? Cause you're doing a great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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