A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.   He replied, "She is called Five Horses".   The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"   The Old Indian answered, "It is an old Indian name. It means ...."   "NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. 'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'

While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought her husband's advice. "What do you think?" she asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"   "Better get a bikini," he replied.   "You'd never get it all in one."