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What do you call a Democrat with half a brain?


Military expert Barack Obama thinks that an Offensive Nuke is a dirty microwave oven.

The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

Liberals area asking us to give Obama some time

We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate

America needs obamacare like Pelosi needs a halloween mask.

What's the difference between Obama and his dog?

His dog has papers!

What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?

The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Like it matters they're still in the dark either way.

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