snowyday Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Farmer Jones took his pig to town and sold it. With the money he bought a suit, a pair of shoes, and a hat. Then tucked the bundle under the seat of his wagon and said, “Giddap, Dobbin let’s get home and surprise Miranda.†On his way home he stopped at the river, took off his old clothes, threw then in the water and watched them sink. Then he looked under the seat for his new outfit. It was gone. Back on the seat he climbed and said, “Giddap, Dobbin, we’ll surprise her anyway.†* * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrkaegi Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I like that...............LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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