snowyday Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 It was one of those mountain roads and the tourist stopped to ask directions from a native. “Pardon me, sir,†said the stranger, “can you tell me where this road goes?†“Well,†said the hillbilly, “it just moseys along a piece, then it turns into a hog trail, then a squirrel track, and finally runs up a scrub pine and ends in a knothole.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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