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I've Got A Job


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A housewife was complaining to a tramp who called at her door. “You never seem to do anything,†she said, except hang around the local bars.â€

“That’s where you’re wrong, lady,†replied the tramp. “I’ve got a job in a domino factory.â€

“And what do you do?â€

“I put the spots on the dominos.â€

“And why," asked the suspicious housewife, “aren’t you working there now?â€

“Don’t have to,†was the reply. “Today the factory is making double blanks.â€

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