snowyday Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 A country dame had been put on a rigid diet by her doctor. Shortly thereafter a neighbor dropped in to inquire how she was doing and was amazed to see her eating a large slab of apple pie. “I thought you were on a diet,†the friend exclaimed. “I am,†replied the woman. “But I’ve had my diet, and now I’m having my dinner.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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