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A lush brother up in the North Woods one day wandered around to where a couple of fellows were working with one of those big cross-cut saws where one stands on each side of the tree they are cutting.

One of these lumbermen was practically a giant, and the other a little shrimp. Back and forth went the saw, back and forth.

Finally the drunk could stand it no longer. “You big bully,†he exclaimed, smacking the giant lumberman flush on the jaw, “if the little guy wants the saw – let him have it.â€

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