snowyday Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Pancho and an Irishman named Patrick were caught rustling cattle over the border, and after a summary trial were sentenced to be hanged. When the boys strung up Pancho, the rope slipped and he fell into the river below, rapidly swimming around a curve and made his escape. Chagrined, the posse turned to string up Patrick, who cautioned them: “Boys; be sure to tie a better knot this time, I can’t swim a stroke.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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