snowyday Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 A man was telling his wife at breakfast of a curious dream he had had the previous night. “I dreamt I was dead,†he said, “and was on my way to Heaven. At the foot of Jacob’s ladder I was handed a piece of chalk with instructions to put a cross on each step for each sin I had committed, and when I was a short way up I met you coming down.†“Refused admittance?†“No, dear, going to get more chalk.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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