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Handy Broomstick


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A rather fragile looking gent was hauled into court for striking his wife, a large buxom woman.

“Why did you strike your wife?†the surprised judge asked after appraising the couple.

“Well, your honor,†said the defendant softly, “she had her back to me, the broomstick was handy and the back door was wide open. So I took the chance.

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