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Parrot Trouble


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A Bostonian in the newspaper business was a guest in a friend’s home. The friend owns a parrot. It is a very smart parrot. The host placed the bird on his guest’s shoulder. The newspaper man, not very fond of birds, felt ill at ease. While the host was out of the room, he repeatedly told the bird to get off his shoulder. It wouldn’t.

Finally the guest gave the parrot a solid push, and got it off. The parrot flew across the room, landed on a shelf, and screamed: “He hit me, he hit me.â€

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