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No Ma'am


snowyday
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Mamma: “Where have you been, Johnny?â€

Johnny: “playing ball.â€

Mamma (severely): “But I told you to beat the rug, Didn’t I?â€

Johnny: “No ma’am. You told me to hang the rug on the line and beat it.â€

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