snowyday Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 One cold morning two friends went out duck hunting. A flask full of hot coffee kept one of them warm, while frequent nips at a bottle of whiskey kept the cold out of the other. There was no sign of ducks for several hours, when suddenly a lone bird appeared overhead. The coffee drinker raised his gun, fired and missed. His companion put down the whiskey, raised his gun and brought down the duck with one shot. “Good shooting,†commented the first. “Easy as pie,†said the other with a hiccough. “When a flock like that comes over you’re bound to hit one of them.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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