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Young Witness


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A young man had been in the witness box a long while, bearing as best he could with the nagging and prodding of a flippant barrister, who aimed shifts of wit mercilessly at the unfortunate youth.

“So,†exclaimed the barrister, sarcastically, “you really do not believe that you could rout an army of Philistines with the jawbone of an ass?â€

“Well,†replied the exasperated youth. “I might have a try with that jawbone when you’re done with it.â€

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