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A British citizen sitting at a stop light:

I was sitting at a red stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of loud, bearded, young Muslims, shouting anti-English slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack duct-taped to the boot lid of their car and a

"Remember 9-11" slogan, spray-painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah U Akbar!!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "My God, that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.

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