Sonny Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Interesting Quotes: When will all the rhetorical questions end? - George Carlin I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout. - Joan Rivers A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. - Willy Wonka Whether you believe you can or believe you can't, you're probably right. - Henry Ford Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day. - Harry S. Truman Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. - Groucho Marx Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - John Paul Getty Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome. - Booker T. Washington A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell You make a living by what you get, you make a life by what you give - Winston Churchill If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr. I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. - Tom Lehrer The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. - Ambrose Bierce Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. - Anonymous There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking. - Mary Lowry The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton Common sense is not so common. - Voltaire Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. - Bertolt Brecht Always be sincere. Even if you don't mean it. - Harry S. Truman It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge. - George Carlin First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. - George Carlin You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. - Albert Einstein Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them were serious. - Alan Minter (Boxer) Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. - Emo Philips A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck - Elvis Presley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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