Sonny 179 Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A checkout chick walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The girl thought for a moment and said: "No, no I didn't....... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags." 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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