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Managerium:
 
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
 
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
 
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
 
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
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