Sonny Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 More Ponderings:If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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