Sonny Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Even More Ponderings:Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.No one is listening until you make a mistake.The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.Two wrongs are only the beginning.The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.A fool and his money are soon partying.Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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