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The Elderly Gentleman


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A very elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is in his mid nineties, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of a good after shave. He presents a very well looked after image.
Seated at the bar is an elderly really classy looking lady, (mid eighties).
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her.
He orders a Manhattan.
He takes a sip. He slowly turns to her and says,
"So tell me, do I come here often?"
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