STUFF

[Sonny]

THE OFFICE:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later.

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.