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Humorous email I got -

You Might Be Taliban If:

.You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.

.You own a $300 assault rifle and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can\'t afford shoes.

.You have more wives than teeth.

.You think vests only come in two styles: Bullet-Proof and Suicide.

.You\'ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

.You\'ve used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.

.You can\'t think of anyone you HAVEN\'T declared Jihad against.

.You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry live ammunition in your robe.

.You\'ve ever been asked, \'Does this burka make my ass look fat?\'

.You believe the Quran is the divine word of Allah, worth dying for, but yet you don\'t know how to read.

.You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

.You\'ve ever uttered the phrase, \'I love what you\'ve done with your cave\'.

.You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon \'unclean\'.

.You\'ve ever said, \'I\'d Walk a Mile for a Camel\' and you don\'t smoke.

.You get excited over T&A, only to you it means \'Toes and Ankles\'.

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