For all you southerner\'s out there - Home Security

[SEFEGeorge]

SOUTHERN

HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men\'s work boots,

used, size 14-16. $2.00

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &

Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and

to pick my check up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in

an hour. Don\'t mess with the Pit Bulls--don\'t know what got into

them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him

up real bad. I don\'t think Killer took part in it but it was hard

to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of

\'em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

\'Cooter\'

[Dan Wilson]

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Good one George, thanks

But personally I like to stick em and splat emB)

Dan